I have a problem with telling jokes about physics. Quite often the audience have no idea what you are talking about and, to be honest, I don't know what I'm talking about either.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Physics is becoming too difficult for the physicists.
I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'
I'm not good at telling a joke, but I can say a line in a certain way that makes people uncomfortable because they don't know whether to laugh or not, and I love that comedy.
Physics is a hobby of mine, as much as a person of limited intelligence can understand physics.
Physics has the cutest words.
Sometimes an actor will stumble on the joke, and I'm right on them. Back it up before the audience hears the bad version of the joke, because humor is 90% surprise. If they know what's coming, they won't laugh as hard.
Physics is, hopefully, simple. Physicists are not.
I had no new ideas on the physics we might learn, and I could not compete with the younger generation.
I have always enjoyed explaining physics. In fact it's more than just enjoyment: I need to explain physics.