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I would never put my close friends or a real relationship on a show.

I will never leave television.

I would never sign up to film my personal life.

I would be on the 'anti-reality' show. I can't stand reality TV. I can tell you one that I absolutely would not be on, and that's 'Dancing With the Stars.' If you ever see me on that show, just please understand my family is starving to death, and things are really bad in the Church household.

I would never not work.

I would never do anything just for spite.

I never set out to do a sketch show.

I'd never seen any television before I started.