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A parking lot attendant who's a guy makes a lot more money than a child-care attendant who's a woman.

Too many children are being parked in substandard day care with workers who make little more than a parking attendant.

The only people I really hate are parking attendants.

I didn't just work at a hardware store. I went to college for a second, and I worked there on breaks or during the summer.

I was a mechanic at a go-cart place, a deejay at a roller rink, a telemarketer in New York, a grocery bagger.

I was a handyman in an office building across from Penn Station for two entire summers while I was still in school and the summer after. I had to wear a big, gray jumpsuit kind of thing that had the name of the company in a big patch on my chest, and I was sent to fix things and didn't know what I was doing.

As far as being a deliveryman is concerned, I see nothing wrong with being a delivery man. You know, black or white or Hispanic or Chinese or whatever, you know? It's a job.

I was a horrible limo driver: I ran out of gas with passengers in the back and I used to get lost on a regular basis.

I worked in Tesco's staff canteen because I fancied a boy on the tills. I served him his lunch in a hairnet and tan tights. Not just that, of course - I had a lovely white onesie.