If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
How can you not love a man banging on the drums? He knows how to keep a rhythm.
I don't know if I want to get married again.
Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.
I'm not eager to jump into marriage again. I'm in the corner right now, wearing my dunce cap. That area is obviously a nightmare.
Wedding rings need to be sparkly to remind us not to have sex with other people.
I don't want to marry again. I did that.
I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.
I'm so laid back and not high maintenance in the slightest. If I did get married, I'd probably be dancing down the aisle with the groom. I'd like something unconventional!
I can think of a lot better things to do with my hands than to cut them up on the rim of a drum.