Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
It works much like a marriage, an old marriage. You've got to work on it.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
It had not occurred to me that marriage requires the same effort as a career. And unlike a career, marriage requires a joint effort.
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
I don't know what makes a marriage work. My husband and I don't have it right at all; it's very tough on him. From the outside it looks like it's all about me - I have a glorious career and he doesn't.
I think of marriage as a garden. You have to tend to it. Respect it, take care of it, feed it. Make sure everyone is getting the right amount of, um, sunlight.
Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.