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The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I'm always going to the cemetery.

I want a natural burial. Just straight into the ground in a shroud.

I am a mortician who tells you that you don't necessarily need a mortician.

Don't die old, die empty. That's the goal of life. Go to the cemetery and disappoint the graveyard.

I used to work the graveyard shift.

In American military cemeteries all over the world, seemingly endless rows of whitened grave markers stand largely unvisited and in silence. The gardeners tend the lawns, one section at a time. Even at the famous sites, tourism is inconstant.

I don't want to be the person digging my own grave.

I'd rather rot on my own floor than be found by a bunch of bingo players in a nursing home.