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Don't think I'd really want to be a mortician. Wouldn't be getting much back.

I take classes to be a mortician.

I grew up in a funeral home. Both my parents were morticians.

All other ways of mortification are vain, all helps leave us helpless, it must be done by the Spirit.

We are mortgaging our future.

Personally I have no bone to pick with graveyards.

I work with the dead, but I am working for the living.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

I have developed a very strong partiality for the dead: they don't talk back, they don't sue, and they don't have angry relatives.