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I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one.

It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke across in as few words as possible. However, sometimes a word that's not really needed does help the rhythm of it. It's a gut feeling.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

If possible, be funny.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.