I'd rather go to the White House Correspondents' dinner than any awards show.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Every year, the White House Correspondents' Dinner inspires two competing varieties of coverage: celebrity-obsessed fawning and angry tirades about how it represents everything twisted about our broken democracy. It doesn't, really.
I don't like awards ceremonies. I'd sooner go to the pub with mates I've known for years.
I'm sure the next time Piers Morgan asks me to host his show again I will ask President Obama to be my guest.
Several people have told me that one of the most meaningful events they could attend would be something at the White House with their children.
I don't know that I would host the Golden Globes or the Emmys because I don't think they have the appreciation for irreverence that the Critics Choice does.
If Bush does make it to the White House, he and Laura should have Ken Starr over for dinner.
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner.
There's nothing I would love more than to host an awards show where I'm nominated for an award - that is so funny to me.
On a personal level, I love the idea of hosting an awards show. I think that sounds like kind of a fun thing to do.