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Just when did I get to the point when staying at a hotel wasn't fun?

The worst hotels are any with a bad bed. I stayed in a hotel where they left cards telling me my enjoyment was of paramount importance. I should have written, 'Nice rooms, crap beds.'

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

I didn't do drugs, I never did do drugs. Never. I don't have any story of drugs, you know, to speak of. Never did drugs, never was interested in drugs and then I wasn't interested in the people around the drugs.

Some of the best times in my life happened under the influence of drugs... I'd still be doing it if I could make good judgement calls. I'd still be doing it if I didn't blow up to the size of an aircraft hangar, because it was a great time.

I can't sleep the first night in a hotel room.

I was never at a place where rehab would have been appropriate.

I never stood in a public house bar and alcoholic drink never touched my lips.