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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I love mirrors.

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.

I love looking in the mirror and feeling good about what I see.

I love mirrors. They let one pass through the surface of things.

I have respect for beer.

I realize I'm a mirror.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down.

The best mirror is an old friend.