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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I don't look like someone who leans on a mantelpiece with a cocktail in my hand, you know.

I have a beer belly.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

This is the way I look when I'm sober. That's enough to make a person drink, wouldn't you say?

I have respect for beer.

The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down.

I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails.

They who drink beer will think beer.