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After two and a half engagements, of course I want to get married and have babies, so I am going to freeze my eggs.

At 18, I felt I was too young to think about having my eggs frozen.

I eat an egg every morning, and when I'm done, I almost always have the thought: 'There. Now even if I'm captured and starved, I'll be able to live off the protein of that egg for a while.'

My whole life, I have been trying to cook an egg in the right way.

I cook some damn good eggs!

I love eggs. Eggs are probably one of the most versatile things we work with.

I should be married and have 19 kids. And now I'm thinking my eggs are dying on the shelf. They're going to go past their expiration date. But it's what I chose, so I'm fine with that decision.

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.

I love kids with a passion I usually reserve for hot cheese, miniature chairs, and Prince concerts, but I feel no stress to reproduce simply because of a fear of withering eggs.

I love eggs so much. I feel like my day hasn't started until I've had eggs. I'm probably gonna die from high cholesterol!