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I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.

I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.

Primarily I'm a social commentator rather than someone who's out to get the belly laugh.

I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes.

I surround myself with people who make me laugh.

I like making people laugh. It comes off and shines in everything I do.

I always, always want to make people laugh. In every situation. Even when it's inappropriate.

If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at.

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.