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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.

My wife thinks I'm crazy.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving.

Each time I told them I didn't kill my wife.

I'm very blessed that I have such a supportive wife who is secure with letting me embarrass myself.

I am mad about my wife.

It might sound ordinary for a woman to find out her husband's cheating on her, but not if you're the woman and it's your husband.

I'm not a cheater. I've never cheated in my life.