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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

I don't write about certain arguments I have with my wife. I'd get my head torn off if wrote about certain things.

My wife and I do not argue. We communicate. We talk. But we've never fought in our entire relationship.

I don't like to drive. I don't like the aggressiveness that goes along with driving.

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.

I'm a really bad driver. When I'm in L.A. my husband always has to park the car for me, because I'm likely to hit something.

I try to plan my day around not using my car.

I just don't like to drive. I'm not a bad driver, I just don't like to drive.

A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life.

Driving will never be away from me - I can't just give it up. It's all I've ever done, and there's something about being in that car.