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Mucinex were like, 'Would you like to be the Mucinex man? You sound like you're sick right now'. In each spot, they give me a little bit of room to do something strange. And in a world of fractured mediums, where there is no zeitgeist, and you get your comedy from your phone, it's all content.

People who are sick, or who have been sick, or have come close to death have a lot to say - and they want you to hear it.

I am mildly addicted to Mucinex-D. I feel like I should just come clean about that.

The nurses at the hospital tried to soothe me, and they even tried unsuccessfully at one point to return me to Americans.

If I think I'm going to get into trouble I always say that I'm sick.

It's so weird to have someone tell you you're sick when you feel really healthy and good.

I play the way I do because it allows me to come up with the sickest sounds possible. That's the point now isn't it?

When they told me I had cancer - a very rare form called appendiceal cancer - I was shocked. But I went straight into battle mode. Every morning, I'd wake up and have an internal conversation with cancer. 'All right, dude,' I'd tell it, 'go ahead and hit me. But I'm going to hit you back even harder.'

I have a saying - 'You treat me good, I'll treat you better. You treat me bad, I'll treat you worse. And when in doubt, knock 'em out.'

Sometimes it used to hurt so bad when people used to say stuff about me. It still does. But I'm at a level now that I'm like, 'I ain't surprised that they said this or that about me.'