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I wouldn't throw all spitballs. I'd go maybe two or three innings without throwing a spitter, but I always had them looking for it.

I wouldn't even hold my kids sometimes because I didn't want them to spit up on me when I was dressed for an awards show.

There is virtually nothing I wouldn't be willing to do, to try and make sure that children have a fair shake in life.

I've got three kids, and those are mouths to feed.

For thy sake, tobacco, I would do anything but die.

I could do terrible things to people who dump unwanted animals by the roadside.

As a parent, I'd - I'd be a better father.

Personally, I'd like as many children as I can pop out, I reckon.