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A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.

I don't really drink very much, although I have abused alcohol in the past.

When I was 20, I was drinking. When I was 30, I was drinking more, and at 40, way too much.

Of course one should not drink much, but often.

I've found the 90-10 rule to be pretty true: 90 percent of what I come up with and write down is kinda 'eh,' and then somehow, someway, 10 percent of it happens to work out really great in my act.

I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.

I drank more wine when I wasn't working as much, to be honest.

Researchers who examined the voting records of wine judges found that 90 percent of the time they give inconsistent ratings to a particular wine when they judge it on multiple occasions.

I did, I'd say, at least about 80 percent of the rest of the driving, and I had the time of my life.