The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
One thing that God revealed to me is that we as Christians are going to have to get a portion of the media so that we can present the good news on a major basis the way that they're presenting the bad news on a major basis.
The greatest news that I could ever say is that Jesus is Lord and Savior of my life. He is my friend. He is with me wherever I go. I'm so delighted to continue to grow in my relationship to Jesus.
When you are submitted and committed to the Lord, you will look forward to Jesus coming back, and not even an earthquake or Hurricane Irene will be able to shake you from the love of Christ.
I got some news for you. One, there is no Jesus. Two, there is no God. Three, mind your own business and everything works out.
If we read the Bible asking first, 'What would Jesus do?' instead of asking 'What has Jesus done,' we'll miss the good news that alone can set us free.
When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
The Lord Jesus will be revealed mightily, and will make bare his holy Arm, as well in the confusion of Antichrist, as in the conversion of the Jews, before the last judgment, and the end of all things.
The good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing.
If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.