If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
I do think Jesus would skip church on Sunday morning and instead visit the nursing homes and retirement homes where so many have abandoned their loved ones.
When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
As a matter of fact, you know, Jesus probably would be, except for one or two issues, a liberal Democrat if he were around today.
Whether or not you believe that after three days of being dead and entombed, Jesus got up and walked out of his own accord, what you cannot argue about is the fervent belief of the followers that this happened.
I can throw out any man alive.
When you are submitted and committed to the Lord, you will look forward to Jesus coming back, and not even an earthquake or Hurricane Irene will be able to shake you from the love of Christ.
If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media.