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I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

The legs that I have made are far more perfect than the ones nature would have given me - my mother's side of the family have awful legs.

Darling, the legs aren't so beautiful, I just know what to do with them.

As a footballer I can't imagine life without the use of one of my legs... Sadly this is exactly what happens to thousands of children every year when they accidentally step on a landmine.

Whether it is your height, your weight or your skin, someone is going to pick on something and make fun of it. My legs were just a more obvious target.

I have good legs, and why to hide them?

I'm just happy to have my legs back, cause at one point in time, I wasn't even walking.

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'

I love my legs.

I love to tease men with my legs.