Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle.
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.
Marriage is a kind of prison for anyone who's miserable in it - men and women alike - and anyone who's suffered through difficult periods in marriage dreams of escape from it.
Marriage is an exercise in torture.
One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.
Marriage is an indissoluble state of life wherein a man and a woman agree to give each other power over their bodies for the begetting, birth, and upbringing of offspring.
To marry unequally is to suffer equally.
You don't marry one person; you marry three: the person you think they are, the person they are, and the person they are going to become as the result of being.