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I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human.

I don't think I'll ever be able to grow a beard.

I guess, to tell you the truth, I've never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I've managed to play quarterback just fine without a mustache.

I have the softest beard in the world. As far as growing it, it doesn't itch, and it's so non-intrusive. But, I am so sick of hair on my face and on my head. Because I'm not a really hairy guy, I'm not really used to it.

I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.

I'd like to have longer hair, but mine just doesn't grow.

First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.

I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.

I'm in the facial-hair phase of my career.

A moustache is actually the one thing I really can grow. One of the bad parts about my facial hair situation is that I can't grow sideburns. I'm happy to still have my own hair on my head, but I can't grow any sideburns. If you ever see me with sideburns, they're not real.