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But I've married a deeply sensible person who is extremely good at talking me down from my various ledges, and who takes care of me in a billion ways.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.

And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.

My wife is my soul mate. I can't imagine being without her.

I'd be nothing without my wife. She's the coolest. She's the greatest. She is the smartest. She's the funniest. I love her so much. She's like the - it's like your best friend for the rest of your life.

I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky.

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.

As a human being, you know that there are some days when you'd rather not talk to anybody - but I can't really do that anymore without appearing rude.