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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

There is no other person on the face of this planet that I would rather sit and talk to than my wife.

I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time.

I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife.

I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky.

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

In some ways, what I need is a wife.

A sensible woman should be guided by her head when taking a husband, and by her heart when taking a lover.

It should be easier to play opposite my wife.