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At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.

By the time you know what to do, you're too old to do it.

I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance.

Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.

Fart jokes still work for me.

I'm too old to do crazy things anymore.

I like to keep in touch with younger photographers. It's important that a younger generation comes up and questions the assumptions made by old farts like me.

I'm too old to be a yuppie.

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.