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I think I'll always be famous. I just hope I don't become infamous.

Being infamous is not fun. It becomes a weird occupation in and of itself.

Once you become famous, there is nothing left to become but infamous.

Honestly, this face of mine will always be familiar to people. It's that unique quality, man. If it's a dark and crowded room, people are just able to point me out. I think I'll always be famous. I just hope I don't become infamous.

There's nothing to be said for being famous. It's a pain. You can't be rude to people - it's inexcusable not to be nice. Anyway, it's not in my nature. I was trained to be nice.

It doesn't matter if you're famous or infamous. All that matters is you're a celebrity.

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction.

I can't relate to people who treat me as a 'famous person.' I only like to hang around with people who treat me as a regular person because that's what I am. All people are really just regular.

I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

I will either be famous or infamous.