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I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

Would this country be better off if no one drank? Yes, it would be, but we tried that; it doesn't work. I don't want to tell anybody that they can't have as many drinks as they want every single night of the week as long as they don't get behind the wheel of a car.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

As many of you know I travel a good bit and do not get to see my friends and family as much as I would like.

I'm not one for going out on the town on Friday night, as I've never been a big drinker, so I like getting the rubbish jobs out of the way so we can enjoy our free time.

I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan.

I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times.

I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster.

There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.