I'm kind of a rebound junkie. So. when a relationship goes sour, I look at the sweetness in life elsewhere. So, I date a bit. The best catharsis is to write jokes and tell 4,000 people about it.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
Relationships are where we take our recovery on the road.
The best relationships are when you both want to make each other happy - you buy the groceries, I do the dishes.
Dating is fun. It's light: There's courting; there's the interesting, exciting text messaging and flirting. There's no weight. When you start getting into relationships, you really start having to consider each other in your lives, and I think that's really important.
I've been in many relationships in my life and learned a lot from them, good and bad.
I tend to have a lot of jokes about ex-girlfriends. They always ask me if they will be the subject of a joke, and I always tell them they won't. Unless they do something crazy. They all tend to, so you know where that goes. There are no closed doors. The 'art' will suffer.
If you look back on the breakups that you've had, whether it's a long relationship or a one-night stand, it's always awkward.
I'm one of those guys that - as far as relationships and stuff go - if you smile at me, I'm like, 'Let's date for three years' - which is just ridiculous.
Dating is all about the chase. It's fun!
I am never writing a breakup record again, by the way. I'm done with being a bitter witch.
I'm so an all-or-nothing person in dating, always. I'm big on not wasting time. And so, yeah, if something's not working, it's time to not hold people back.