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Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette.

So now I'm left with cigarettes, and I'm trying to scrape that off my shoe and then I'll be done.

I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol.

I smoke, isn't that terrible?

I don't smoke, I don't drink much, I don't eat red meat. I stay out of the sun.

I don't drink, I don't take drugs, I don't smoke.

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

I'm going to sit back, light up, and hope I don't chew the cigarette to pieces.