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I'm now learning how to distinguish when I'm acting and when I'm not acting - offstage as well as onstage.

People are meant to be certain places, and I think I'm meant to be on a sound stage doing situation comedy.

All the truly great stand-ups say, 'I go onstage, and I work on jokes. The inspiration will happen while I'm doing my work.' To me, in the end, the surest thing is work.

My main goal is to really make people think, and laugh while they do so.

My goal is to entertain myself and others.

People come to my shows on purpose as opposed to coming to a 'comedy show.' Which was always my goal.

You know, people always ask, 'What are you like offstage?' And I always say, 'Well, I'm completely normal and mellow.'

I suppose I'm going on stage and making jokes about the fact that the audience are expecting the show to be about something and that they might learn something.