I don't even know if I exist offstage.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I don't want to leave anything offstage.
I do belong on stage.
You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.
Once I get out onstage, it's the same sort of basic production that it is anywhere else. But I might be a little bit aware that there might be people I know out there, who wondered where I was.
If there's an opportunity for me to compete at something, I'm there.
I have never been a different person onstage than I am off.
You know, people always ask, 'What are you like offstage?' And I always say, 'Well, I'm completely normal and mellow.'
Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.
My goal is to be exactly how I am offstage - although I realize I'm supposed to punctuate it with jokes.