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I have a dog. He cuddles with me all night, so I don't really need a boyfriend.

Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk.

But with two boys and a new puppy, we don't get out much. We're usually home doing stuff together as a family, like watching 'Modern Family.'

I'm 38 and I'm single, and I'm having my most intense and gratifying relationship with a dog. But we all learn about love in different ways, and this way happens to be mine.

I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.

If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.

I've always wanted a Maltese-poodle, but I've always been really busy. So I said once I'm back in the city and the 'Sister Act' stuff dies down, I'm going to get a puppy.

Motherhood is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.