I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
If elephants didn't exist, you couldn't invent one. They belong to a small group of living things so unlikely they challenge credulity and common sense.
When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
I never rode a bull - I'm not that stupid.
I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.
The elephant can survive only if forests survive.
I'm not really an animal person.
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
People are so difficult. Give me an elephant any day.
I have a face like the behind of an elephant.