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I remember thinking that a girdle was barbaric, and that never in a million years would I treat myself like a sleeping bag being shoved into a stuff sack. Never! Instead, I would run marathons and work out and be in perfect shape and reject the tyranny of the girdle forever.

It's not just enough to swing at the ball. You've got to loosen your girdle and really let the ball have it.

Let the little fairy in you fly!

I do one thing Gielgud didn't: I play the ukulele.

Girdles and wire stays should have never been invented. No man wants to hug a padded bird cage.

Breathe through your movements.

You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

I'll fight like a wildcat until they nail the lid of my pine box down on me.

Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear.