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I'm hardly a known name, but I don't want to go, like, 'Oh, people call me a storyteller comedian, let me just go up and just talk about my day.' I don't want that to happen.

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

If I'm gonna tell a real story, I'm gonna start with my name.

I've slipped on occasion into the realm of irresponsible invective, but I try to avoid it and generally recant when I fall short. Because name-calling does nothing to improve understanding or move the political debate forward.

If I put my name on something, I'm going to be involved. I'm not just going to put my name on it and not pay attention.

Names are what people sometimes use to excuse their thoughts and actions towards you.

I'm open to whatever people want to call me.

Unless you're a salesman, or a bad guest on a talk show, you don't call someone by his name that often.