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I have a funny name.

If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at.

I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest sound there is and will last until the day when the game is called on account of darkness. In this world, a good time to laugh is any time you can.

I think it would be impossible if you had a name like mine not to get a little flack for it.

I just want to be known as funny.

If you want to call me names, make jokes and doubt my intentions, go ahead, because the reality is I can take it.

I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.

Whatever makes you laugh is fine, and all we can do as comedy professionals is try to steer you towards something that we think is a little better - but not put you down or just perplex you in the process.