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I have opinions on everything. I'm a stubborn old mule. The biggest problem is keeping my mouth shut.

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly.

I used to go to the stables and fool with the mules. My mother lived in constant fear that I might be brought home with a hoof print on my stomach.

The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise.

'Horse thunder' is what I call the sound of galloping hooves.

I never rode a bull - I'm not that stupid.

I love horns, and the bigger the band, the better it sounds to my ear.

The North African mule talks always of his mother's brother, the horse, but never of his father, the donkey, in favor of others supposedly more reputable.

I hate to blow my own horn, but I gave a lot of people fits.

Spare a thought for the poor introverts among us. In a world of party animals and glad-handers, they're the ones who stand by the punch bowl. In a world of mixers and pub crawls, they prefer to stay home with a book. Everywhere around them, cell phones ring and e-mails chime and they just want a little quiet.