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If a hamster has too many babies she knows she cannot carry, she not only abandons them, but she eats them. That means she doesn't have to go out and hunt for food for herself.

I don't know if what kids really want is a hamster. What they want is a dog. So the hamster ends up being a substitute: 'Well, would you accept this?'

I've got a lot of ham in me.

In the time of battle the hammocs, together with their bedding, are all firmly corded, and fixed in the nettings on the quarter-deck, or whereever the men are too much exposed to the view or fire of the enemy.

I guess I'm a born ham.

There was a little bit of ham in me. And there's a lot of people say there's a lot of ham in me.

My head looks like an uncooked ham with glasses.

If you get a dog that goes out there and bumps the sheep, comes on too hard, the sheep don't trust him.

Even if you buy a fur glove with the little trim, and you think 'Oh, my God, it's just a little trim,' that animal got clubbed.