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I can't think without my glasses.

I've got a lot of ham in me.

I have eyes like those of a dead pig.

I'm blind without my glasses.

I guess I'm a born ham.

There was a little bit of ham in me. And there's a lot of people say there's a lot of ham in me.

I never wore glasses except when I had to read a teleprompter at an awards show or drive, so I didn't notice much. I could exist in my head. It was kind of my escape from the world and my protection.

I'm a natural ham. It doesn't bother me to perform.

I'm nearly blind. I can hardly see. But I'm taking some herbs. Something quacky.