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I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.

I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened.

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.

M.I.T. has a reputation for turning out Dilberts. They may be brilliant in what they do, but no one can understand what they say.

I certainly hated actors and, more importantly, they hated me.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

I was something that is always hated in Hollywood - a perfectionist; nobody likes a perfectionist, you know.

I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.

I hate Danny Kaye movies.