We heard about people who went backstage at dog shows with scissors and cut parts of a poodle's hair off to sabotage the dog.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.
The first year I was on the show, it took an interviewer about 45 minutes to get it out of me that I even had a dog, and even then I wouldn't tell him the dog's name.
Every dog might wish to be Dog One, but like us, most dogs want membership in the group even more than they want supremacy over others.
Everyone wants to pretend like they sprang out of the ground with an Animal Collective record in their hands and a David Bowie haircut, and that's just not the case. You discover these things gradually.
Sometimes you see a movie and you can really feel that it's an actor putting in a performance. Someone said 'cut' and they're back in their trailer having a coffee or getting their hair done.
I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.
They're not poodles, they're art.
This is my own little rock theory: In my mind, Nirvana slayed the hair bands. They shot the top off the poodles.
Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.