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I take my vacation on the combine and tractor.

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals.

I'm not gonna ride home in the car. I'll wait for Randy. I think I'll get home quicker.

I enjoy my John Deere tractor quite a lot. It's a tool that I must use to keep Mother Nature at bay. I have all kinds of things encroaching on my property.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

Eventually, I'll build a ranch and raise horses.

I am kind of the guy you'd expect to be driving an 18-wheeler through town.

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again.

I don't have a home. I'm on the road, more or less.