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I've got a lot of ham in me.

I guess I'm a born ham.

Ham is undoubtedly one of the most universally beloved of meats, at least in those parts of the world where it's not prohibited.

There was a little bit of ham in me. And there's a lot of people say there's a lot of ham in me.

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.

I always find cardio the most monotonous. Running on a treadmill shows me why hamsters are so crazy.

I used to work at a movie theater and sold hams at Honey Baked Ham during the holidays. I sold a ton of hams, and they offered me a regular job there, which I turned down. I feel like anything you do, just do it 100% because then that work ethic will bleed through when it's time to work on your dreams.

I am an official slow-roasted, honey-baked ham. Ever since I was a kid, my thing is that I love attention. All my report cards are like, 'He would be wonderful, but he just can't stop being a clown in class.'

It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year.

I enjoy meat, but I can do without it.