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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Kittens can happen to anyone.

Take one female cat over a seven-year period. If all the kittens survived and bred, she would be responsible for 21,000 cats - they are such prolific breeders: you can see how important it is to neuter.

Most women are wise to the fact that lots of men love a cat-fight, and thus go out of their way not to give them one.

Well, when I was a little girl we had 17 cats once. They all lived outside, and they kept having more kittens. My mom made us put little ribbons around each kitten's neck, put them in a wagon, and go door-to-door around the neighborhood to try to give them away.

A lot of cats are not that social.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

And as long as your cats is loyal to what y'all are standing for, and they know how to play the game, it should be no way you can lose. It's about compromising; it's about respecting one another's position, and about going with your heart as far as what you believe in.

I've always been mad about cats.

Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.