There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
From Ogden Nash
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
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