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Most accountants are strange - let's be honest.

I never get the accountants in before I start up a business. It's done on gut feeling, especially if I can see that they are taking the mickey out of the consumer.

I probably wouldn't make a good accountant. I don't even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort of exaggerated version of me, he's a little more frightened than I am, everything seems so much bigger to him than it does to me.

I look like an accountant. And no offense to accountants! There's some really cool accountants out there.

When you're dealing with a big amount of money, you should have your own accountant and your own lawyer.

Financial analysts make a lot more than accountants.

I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was because it would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

I just wanted to be a businessman, and to me, the best way to understand business was to be an accountant.

I've always hated the way Hollywood has portrayed accountants. They're always little nerd balls, wimpy, afraid of everything. Growing up with accountants, I don't see them that way.