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I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

It's tough to be 68 and dating. I've given it up now.

At 69, I got the girl! And it wasn't a 68-year-old girl, either.

Just don't go to a place where everything is too expensive... it'll put your husband in a bad mood.

I'm not married, I frequently use my debit card to buy things that cost less than three dollars, and my bedroom is so untidy it looks like vandals ransacked the Anthropologie sale section. I'm kind of a mess.

I'm an old man of 73, and I've been around a long time. If I don't know something by now, I probably never will.

I have a very intense marriage.

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.

It works much like a marriage, an old marriage. You've got to work on it.

I was married for 36 years but now I'm free.