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Golf courses are beautiful, it's good for the soul and it gets out the anger... well, if you don't care about the score then you won't have a heart attack.

My golf score is really bad. I don't know. I'm definitely not a good golfer. Off the tee box, I can drive it about 275, and I'm in the fairway about 99% of the time. It's my next shot that needs work.

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.

It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?

I play golf - badly.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

There is nothing in this game of golf that can't be improved upon if you practice.